BBIAB -- The Game

In my attempts to ascertain the meaning behind this cryptic message, I was led inexorably to the conclusion that she had been injured somehow, and was telling us "be back, i am bleeding".

However, others seemed to take exception to this interpretation of events, and the ensuing twenty minutes or so enjoyed much speculation as to just what the infamous Rifilif could have meant. Unfortunately, much of the hilarity has been lost to the mists of GC-conversation-that's-too-far-up, so I propose to recreate it here, to entertain and delight for all eternity!

Please post your interpretations.

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Be back, I am bleeding.

Burgeoning Baron's island allows baloney.

Breached bagpipes injure all brides.

Bullying brats incite a brawl. 

Before battle idiots arm bears.

I'd bet on that before trying radical things like asking Rifiella.