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    Posted: 23 Jul 2014 at 06:51

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Need an epic centerpiece for your next party? Look no further than the Party Gummy Bear. This 26-pound candy beast ensures that your shindigs have no equal.

Imagine the shock of your party goers when they realize that your 32,000-calorie gummy bear also features an integrated one-liter serving bowl! Serve punches, candies, or even more gummy bears from within this seventeen-inch-long confection.

The Party Gummy Bear is hand made in the USA, features a 1-year shelf life, and is available in a variety of delicious flavors.

Qualifies for free ground shipping within US.

Features & specs:

  • Dimensions: 17" x 10" x 5.5"
  • Weight: 26 pounds (approximately)
  • Calories: 32,000 (approximately)
  • Bowl capacity: 34 fluid ounces (1 L)
  • Gluten-free

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We went bigger... a lot bigger.

When it comes to gargantuan candies, the Party Gummy Bear takes the cake. Actually, it literally crushes the cake.

Let's begin with the startling stats. The Party Gummy Bear weighs approximately 26 pounds, measures 17 inches long, contains nearly 32,000 calories, and it will be the centerpiece of your next awesome party should you be so brave as to wield this great power.

The Party Gummy Bear weighs 26 pounds.
The Party Gummy Bear is a 26-pound (11.8 kg) candy confection.

Counting calories? Get a larger calculator!

The Party Gummy Bear is, by all sane accounts, an enormously unhealthy food object. But boy oh boy, it sure tastes good! Manufactured by hand in the USA, the Party Gummy Bear is fruity, chewy, and delicious. If it wasn't so absurdly heavy, it would be difficult to put down.

Clocking in at nearly 32,000 calories, the Party Gummy Bear packs enough caloric energy to sustain an average adult for over two weeks. Mmmm... that's a sugary fortnight!

The Party Gummy Bear packs a whopping 31,824 calories!
The Party Gummy Bear contains over 11 pounds of sugar!

It's the gummy with the tummy!

The best part of the Party Gummy Bear is its belly. Fill your gigantic candy centerpiece with nearly any type of food (frankly, we suggest more gummy) or drink.

Gummy and punch? Check. Gummy and champagne? Double check. Gummy and 5-hour energy drink? Hyper check!

For a little fun, try teasing your health-conscious friends by filling the tummy of your obscene cuisine with up to 34 ounces of granola. Ha!

The Party Gummy Bear features a 36 fluid ounce capacity tummy bowl.
The Party Gummy Bear holds just a tad over 1 liter of liquid.

Fill the Party Gummy Bear with more candy!
Fill your candy centerpiece with your food or candy of choice. Deliciousness squared!

Bigger is way freakin' better

When it comes to delicious candy snacks, bigger is always better. Obviously, we can't (legally) condone gorging yourself on 26 pounds of gummy. However, we do condone inviting 265 of your closest friends to share in the delight of this candy beast. Trust us, there's plenty to go around!

You can portion out the Party Gummy Bear into 265 snack-sized servings.
The Party Gummy Bear features 265 bite-sized servings. Plenty to go around... and around!

Perfect for themed parties... and Tuesdays!

Accent your party's theme with the Party Gummy Bear. Fill its belly with candy corn on Halloween, gravy on Thanksgiving, eggnog on Christmas, champagne on New Year's, and a small fern for Arbor Day.

And if your party is sans theme, well, now you've got one. It's called "awesome" and the occasion is owning a Party Gummy Bear.

Make the Party Gummy Bear the centerpiece of your themed party!
Add 26 pounds of awesome to your next party with the Party Gummy Bear.

Sturdy packaging preserves lengthy shelf life

Like all of our gummy products, the Party Gummy Bear enjoys a year-long shelf life. Provided you protect it from direct sunlight and excessive heat, it will remain delicious for 12 months.

The Party Gummy Bear is easy to store and transport with the included heavy-duty packaging.
The Party Gummy Bear will arrive fresh and securely packaged in a sturdy plastic container.

Meet the whole gummy bear family!

One fateful July, we dared to imagine a gummy bear so massive that it would be its own candy containment device. A few short months later, the Party Gummy Bear was born. We cannot think of any better way to serve candy than from within the tummy of a massive gummy bear.

To get a sense of its massiveness, check out how the Party Bear stacks up against the rest of our gloriously oversized gummy bear family. Big is an understatement.

The Party Bear is the giant papa bear of the gummy bear family.
Go big or go home.

Available in a variety of delicious flavors

The Party Gummy Bear is currently available in red cherry, orange, green apple, and blue raspberry flavors.

Check out the nutritional information below to verify that it is entirely unhealthy.

Amounts per ServingIngredients
Servings per Bear:265
Calories:120
Calories from fat:0
Sodium:10mg
Carbs:29g
Sugars:19g
Protein:2g

Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Citric Acid, Sorbitol, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax, Canola Oil, Lecithin from soybeans, Water, Rosemary Extract. Contains Soy.

Dyes:
Red Cherry: Red #40
Orange: Yellow #6
Green Apple: FD&C Blue #1 and Yellow #5
Blue Raspberry: FD&C Blue #1

Party Gummy Bear is available in a wide variety of flavors.
The Party Gummy Bear is available in red cherry, orange, green apple, and blue raspberry flavors.

Download the song!

The Party Gummy Bear single is great for working out, pigging out, or throwing an epic party. Click here to download the MP3.

The Party Bear single
Click here to download the Party Gummy Bear single.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Is this an April Fool's joke?

Answer: No.

Question: So this Party Gummy Bear is real?

Answer: Yes. We wouldn't have recorded a hit song, made a bangin' music video, and manufactured a delicious 26-pound candy snack for "giggles". This is for real. And if you're man enough, you can own one.

Question: That thing is disgusting. It's just so... big.

Answer: You're welcome.

Question: It's crazy expensive.

Answer: Yes. It is. It's also crazy awesome. You get what you pay for, son.

Question: I could get 26 pounds of regular gummy for a lot less. Why should I buy this?

Answer: While I could probably get a few tons of pig iron and some rubber for a few thousand dollars, I certainly wouldn't call it a Ferrari.

Question: Is it kosher, halal, or vegetarian?

Answer: No. The gelatin is pork-based.

Question: Can I put anything into its tummy?

Answer: Anything edible, including liquids, will find the Party Bear's tummy to be the perfect home. Please note that contents on the bottom may get a bit of gummy on them.

Question: Can the tummy be reused?

Answer: Yes. Filling it up with liquid will not damage the tummy. You can fill and empty the tummy multiple times.

Question: How long will it last?

Answer: Like all of our gummy products, The Party Gummy Bear has a shelf life of one year.

Question: What is the name of the dance from the video?

Answer: The Tangerine.

Question: This is bigger than the World's Largest Gummy Bear.  So, are you going to change the WLGB's name?

Answer: No. The World's Largest Gummy Bear is still accurate for our 5-pound gummy bear. We realize we're doing a bit of semantic gymnastics, but the Party Gummy Bear's tummy container takes it out of the realm of a traditional gummy bear.

Question: Will I become more awesome by owning this product?

Answer: You do realize we're talking about a 26-pound piece of candy, right? OK, good. So you already know the answer to this one. So, be awesome and buy, buy, buy!

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I don't know whether to be awed or repulsed ...

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The 26-Pound Edible Gummy Party Python



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The Gummy Party Coyote has to filled with the Road Runner.  That's just the rule.  But the Gummy Party Bear and Gummy Party Python are pretty darn cool.   I just wonder how you stuff the python.
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I have seen one of these bears in real life. Someone tried to eat it at one time. They got an ear and quarter of the head before they got sick.
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