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Vhen she killed dose poor goblin tourists, da boyz vas ha bit angry, but hI say No, da Grunks are not a varlike people. Iz a misunderstandink, is hall. Ve vould vork it hout.
Vhen she killed da orcs dat came to retrieve da bodies, and bring dem back home for a decent burial, hI say hagain, No, dere isd goot explanation, ve vill talk to her, dere vill be apologies, and den ve vill vork it hout.
Heven vhen she responded to our attemptink to talk to her vit a blast of a spell dat killed our crops hand makink my poor grandmama gettink sick, hI still say dere is hope, dat ve can forgive hand move on.
But den I received reports dat da vile, terrible, horrible Cryptilia hef committed han act nearly beyond forgivenezz! She hef ztolen our prized heifer, da vonderful Madame Moo-Cow, da holy cow of Armok, and dat den is vhen hI realized, dere iz ha line beyond vhich vone must be makink a stand! Ve hef suffered in silence long enough!
hI call hyu out, Cryptilia! Hyu vill be makink a public apology, AND hyu vill return our most valuhable cow, hand compensation for dis grave insult, or hyu vill be invitink VAR!!!
Vhat hef hyu to say?
Edited by Noryasha Grunk - 30 Jun 2010 at 03:53
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Unforgivable acts by the vile Cryptilia
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