The Clay Incident (as told by Ryelle)

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   [07:38]<Fluffy> dont want to repeat the clay incident
[07:38]<Lord Ricchard> i can hold 20k
[07:39]<Fluffy> sent
[07:39]<Lord Ricchard> clay incident
[07:39]<sajreth> noooo....not THE incident!
[07:39]<Jezabelle> my store house is lvl 14 and I am low on all
[07:39]<Fluffy> how much cna you hold?
[07:39]<john5420> very sad story
[07:39]<Fluffy> lvl 14 doesnt help 
[07:39]<john5420> the clay incident
[07:39]<Soiyeruda> don't know what to build now x:
[07:39]<Soiyeruda> fml
[07:40]<PrimutusV> please not the clay incident still makes me cry 
[07:40]<john5420> res plots ... when i doubt built them
[07:40]<Soiyeruda> all lv 7 atm
[07:40]<Soiyeruda> one of each, anyways
[07:40]<Jezabelle> 22.000
[07:41]<Fluffy> sent
[07:41]<Soiyeruda> I'd do storage but that's too expensive imo
[07:41]*john5420 there there PrimutusV it wont happen again
[07:41]<Soiyeruda> mmm
[07:41]<Ryelle> replied, Llord Llyorn
[07:41]<VanessaE> fluffy lvl 14 = 29.5 k of each res
[07:41]<PrimutusV> thank you thank you kind sir
[07:41]<Soiyeruda> maybe I'll do each to lv 10 :S
[07:41]<Jezabelle> tyvm!!!
[07:41]<Fluffy> welcome
[07:42]<Ryelle> oh, saj
[07:42]<Ryelle> please don't tell the noobs about the clay incident
[07:42]<Ryelle> we don't want to scare them away
[07:42]<Vecinu86> morning all
[07:42]<sajreth> of course not!
[07:42]<Ryelle> good morning Vecinu!
[07:42]<Vecinu86> what is this clay incident?
[07:42]<Jezabelle> hi Vecinu
[07:42]<PrimutusV> please dont ask
[07:42]<sajreth> my elves still hold candle light vigils
[07:42]<VanessaE> well almost 2am here so goodnight all have fun
[07:42]<Ryelle> lol Primutus 
[07:43]<john5420> such a sad story, still keeps me up some nights
[07:43]<Ryelle> I still have flashbacks
[07:43]<PrimutusV> so much suffering
[07:43]<Jezabelle> night Vanessa
[07:43]<Vecinu86> I've been hearing about it in the last 2 days so much that \i'm just dying to know
[07:43]<Vecinu86> 
[07:43]<john5420> I was the noob they told ... trust me you dont want to know
[07:43]<Vecinu86> night Vanessa
[07:44]<PrimutusV> he was such a lovely man to
[07:44]<john5420> It has stunted my growth ... and I can't sp33l right either
[07:44]<Vecinu86> lol
[07:44]<Ryelle> wait, Primutus, there was another one?
[07:44]*Vecinu86  is sooo curious about this 
[07:44]<Ryelle> I heard it was an elf
[07:44]<Ryelle> a girl
[07:45]<Ryelle> was Fluffy involved with that one too?
[07:45]<Lord Fosster> i am an noob too i still want to know
[07:45]<The Duke> fluffy you here still 
[07:45]<john5420> the horror of it all
[07:45]<Ryelle> bless you good sir Llyorn
[07:45]*john5420 faints
[07:45]*sajreth thinks we should get the GM's to build a memoria somewhere in Illy for the incident!
[07:45]<PrimutusV> you are right an elf girl we dont mention  !!!!!!!! do we
[07:45]<Ryelle> I dunno if I can face talking about it again
[07:45]<Llyorn Of Jaensch> Np's 
[07:46]<Lord Fosster> please i have beer and every thing
[07:46]<Llyorn Of Jaensch> Well, young Lawn is off to beddy bies. Nn little ones
[07:46]<Ryelle> I dunno ... shall I tell them?
[07:46]<PrimutusV> no beer it was beer that started it all
[07:46]<Ryelle> good night Sir Llyorn!
[07:46]<Ryelle> Fluffy and his beer!
[07:46]<Ryelle> he gets overexcited sometimes
[07:46]<Ryelle> and he does like to help new players
[07:46]<Ryelle> I guess they should probably know
[07:47]<Ryelle> it's for their own good
[07:47]<sajreth> agreed a warning could be in order!
[07:47]*john5420 faints ... ( isn't any one going to snuggle me back to health?)
[07:47]<Ryelle> could someone please snuggle john?
[07:47]<PrimutusV> was not always called fluffy you know some say a much darker past lurks beneath that willing smile
[07:47]<Ryelle> if I'm going to tell the story, I just don't have the energy
[07:48]<john5420> well im not going to take a pitty snuggle
[07:48]*john5420 leaves GC
[07:48]<Fluffy> hmm, are things in the market waiting to be sold not included in the scout report?
[07:48]<Ryelle> just as well
[07:48]<Ryelle> well, new players, please gather round
[07:48]<Ryelle> you need to know
[07:48]<Ryelle> you may recall that I urge you when I first see you
[07:49]<Ryelle> to upgrade your storehouse
[07:49]<Ryelle> first thing
[07:49]<Ryelle> most new players, thank goodness
[07:49]<Ryelle> heed the words of the vets
[07:49]<Ryelle> and sometimes they even listen to me
[07:49]<Ryelle> and upgrade their storehouses
[07:49]<Ryelle> but it has not always been so
[07:50]<Ryelle> Primutus, do you want to tell the tale
[07:50]<Ryelle> since you were there?
[07:50]<Soiyeruda> ah, needed to upgrade all the plots x:
[07:51]<The Duke> Ryelle- i sent you a PM cause fluffers hadnt answered me lol
[07:51]<PrimutusV> i made a promise which i can never break on pain of death i must be silent
[07:51]<Ryelle> ok, I will tell it as someone told it to me
[07:51]<Ryelle> I will not mention the elven girl
[07:51]<Ryelle> this other incident, it was a young human
[07:51]<PrimutusV> NO!
[07:51]<Ryelle> as I recall
[07:52]<Ryelle> well, the young lad had not upgraded his storehouse
[07:52]<Ryelle> and Fluffy
[07:52]<Ryelle> dear, dear Fluffy
[07:52]<Ryelle> wanted to help
[07:52]<Lord Ricchard> fluffy you still there...
[07:53]<Ryelle> you new players have to understand, I'm about to tell you about one of the greatest danger to new players in Illy
[07:53]<Ryelle> the vets can protect you against enemy armies
[07:53]<Ryelle> we can track thieves to their homes
[07:53]<Ryelle> and retrieve your stolen goods
[07:53]<sajreth> and this was before fluffy bought my elven ale....so my hands are clean!
[07:53]<Ryelle> we can replace your research points if you are hit by saboteurs
[07:53]<Ryelle> but this ...
[07:53]<Ryelle> there is no protection
[07:54]<Ryelle> no escape
[07:54]<Ryelle> no avoiding this terrible fate!
[07:54]<Innoble> addiction
[07:54]<PrimutusV> no no!
[07:54]<Ryelle> so Fluffy, he had the best of intentions
[07:54]<Ryelle> he wanted to help this new player
[07:54]*john5420 covers ears
[07:54]<Ryelle> so he sent out the care-a-vans
[07:54]<sajreth> I don't know if I can read anymore.....
[07:54]<john5420> / hums
[07:54]*sajreth begins trembling
[07:55]*Ryelle breathes shakily
[07:55]<Ryelle> I'm not sure I can go on
[07:55]<Ryelle> are you newbs sure you want to hear this?
[07:55]<sajreth> be strong Ryelle!
[07:55]<PrimutusV> Tears floods of tears
[07:55]*john5420 sneaks in and steals Ryelle before she can finish
[07:55]<sajreth> they MUST be warned
[07:56]<Ryelle> well, the caravans reached the gates of the city
[07:56]<Andron the Great> forget the noobs, we all want to hear it
[07:56]<Ryelle> and they began to unload the wagons
[07:56]<Alagos> how does it end?
[07:56]<Ryelle> first they unloaded the wood
[07:56]<john5420> noooooooooooooo
[07:56]<Ryelle> and that was ok
[07:56]<Ryelle> Fluffy's wood is the best!
[07:56]<PrimutusV> tune in next week same place same channel for the gripping finale
[07:56]<Ryelle> then they unloaded the stone
[07:57]<Ryelle> he had not sent much stone
[07:57]<Ryelle> so that was ok
[07:57]<Ryelle> then they unloaded the iron
[07:57]<Ryelle> and the storehouse began to be full
[07:57]<Ryelle> but there was still room for the iron
[07:57]<Ryelle> but then
[07:57]<Ryelle> oh then
[07:58]*Fluffy stumbles into chat
[07:58]*Ryelle draws in a deep, quavery breath
[07:58]*sajreth runs and hides behind a tree....noooo!
[07:58]<Fluffy> I just bought 25 beer trades
[07:58]<Ryelle> the CLAY!
[07:58]<Fluffy> wee 
[07:58]<Ryelle> the young lad stood in front of the caravans of clay
[07:58]<Ryelle> and gave the order to unload
[07:58]<Ryelle> and ...
[07:58]*Xarthos yawns
[07:58]<Ryelle> some have described the sight to me
[07:59]<Ryelle> I don't know who to believe
[07:59]<Ryelle> Xarthos, you would do well to heed my words!
[07:59]<Ryelle> for that young lad, that new player
[07:59]<Ryelle> was completely CRUSHED
[07:59]<Ryelle> by the load of clay
[07:59]<Xarthos> not yawning for that 
[07:59]*Ryelle shakes head sadly
[08:00]<Ryelle> never heard from again
[08:00]<PrimutusV> sad so sad
[08:00]*Ryelle reaches out to hug Primutus
[08:00]<Innoble> they say he is now one of the human statues you can find. One made of clay.
[08:00]<Alagos> a sad tale Ryelle!
[08:00]<Xarthos> me yawning, I'm just indicatiing I'm here 
[08:00]<Ryelle> it was TERRIBLE
[08:00]<Ryelle> TERRIBLE
[08:00]<Alagos> has therapy helped?
[08:00]*Ryelle is forever scarred by the incident
[08:01]*Ryelle sniffle
[08:01]<Ryelle> does
[08:01]<Ryelle> does
[08:01]<Xarthos> poor Ryelle
[08:01]<Ryelle> anyone have ...
[08:01]<Innoble> pie?
[08:01]<Tanis tolis> here s a tissue Rye
[08:01]<Ryelle> a haaankerchief?
[08:01]<Xarthos> cake ?
[08:01]<Ryelle> oh, thank you tanis
[08:01]<sajreth> I have elven ale!
[08:01]*Ryelle blows nose noisily
[08:01]<sajreth> and clay!
[08:01]*Ryelle hand tissue back to Tanis
[08:02]<Ryelle> so all I ask of new players is
[08:02]<Ryelle> PLEASE
[08:02]<Ryelle> PLEASE
[08:02]<Ryelle> PLEASE
[08:02]<Tanis tolis> throws it in trashand says ewww..thx a lot Rye...lol
[08:02]<Eltaco> Gah am I the only one who thinks enimen the worst rapper alive?
[08:02]<Tanis tolis> Plz Rye
[08:02]<Ryelle> for the love of all you hold sacred
[08:03]<Thorian> need resources plz
[08:03]<Ryelle> UPGRADE YOUR STOREHOUSE!!!!
[08:03]<Tanis tolis> any brownie points for sayin plz, Rye?
[08:03]*Ryelle retreats to ac, sobbing
[08:03]<Alagos> put it in the guide!!
[08:03]<Xarthos> death by clay.. muhahaha
[08:03]<john5420> @Ryelle but I cant