~The Tale of the Pink Tutu~
[02 Aug 19:51]<Varege>
i was just going to ask about the pink tutu
[02 Aug 19:51]<Varege>
its origin
[2 Aug
19:51]<Artefore> hmmph
[02 Aug 19:51]<nragara>
heeee heeeee
[2 Aug
19:51]<Artefore> very well
[2 Aug
19:52]<Artefore> i shall tell the story of the pink tutu
[02 Aug 19:52]*Varege settles
in for storytime
[02 Aug 19:52]*DrkRdr passes
out the popcorn
[02 Aug 19:52]<nragara>
Picks up pink teddy and glass of milk
[02 Aug 19:52]*Varege hands
nragara a lollipop
[2 Aug 19:52]<Artefore>
long ago, i was sent out on a quest to prove my might and prowess to all
dwarfdom
[02 Aug 19:52]<nragara>
Snugglers down for storytime
[2 Aug
19:53]<Artefore> my task was simple: kill a bunch of orcs and then run
away
[02 Aug 19:53]<Varege>
no fluttering?
[2 Aug
19:53]<Artefore> the way was full of danger, and i had to use my cunning
and strength to reach the orc lair
[02 Aug 19:53]<DrkRdr>
dwarf running.... that must be the fairy part
[2 Aug
19:54]<Artefore> finally, i arrived
[02 Aug 19:54]<Varege>
probly took forever
[2 Aug
19:54]<Artefore> the orcs were brutal and savage, but i cut a bloody
swath through their numbers with my grandmother's vintage battleaxe
[02 Aug 19:55]<nragara>
Short legs
[02 Aug 19:55]<DrkRdr>
battleax=frypan
[2 Aug 19:55]<Artefore>
finally, when all the orcs were dead or had been dekneecapitated, i paused
[02 Aug 19:55]<Varege>
did you use dwarf bread also?
[2 Aug
19:55]<Artefore> of course varege
[02 Aug 19:55]<Varege>
ty
[2 Aug
19:55]<Artefore> i used many throwing croissants that day
[02 Aug 19:55]<Varege>
oooohhh, impressive
[02 Aug 19:56]*Varege 's
opinion of Arte goes up several notches
[2 Aug
19:56]<Artefore> anyway, when i looked up, there before me was a wondrous
sight
[02 Aug 19:56]<nragara>
chocolate croissants
[2 Aug
19:56]<Artefore> a fairy princess of surpassing beauty had been chained
to a rock and was crying for help
[02 Aug 19:57]<Varege>
oh noes
[02 Aug 19:57]<nragara>
Oh Toes
[02 Aug 19:57]<Varege>
lol
[2 Aug
19:57]<Artefore> naturally, i unchained her with a mighty blow to the
lock and set her free
[02 Aug 19:57]<Varege>
what race and/or species, Arte?
[02 Aug 19:57]<nragara>
Not elf we would not have got ourselves into that mess in the first place
[2 Aug
19:57]<Artefore> fairy i said
[2 Aug 19:58]<Artefore>
fairy princess
[02 Aug 19:58]*Varege looks
at nragara
[02 Aug 19:58]<DrkRdr>
crossdressing dryad maybe
[2 Aug
19:58]<Artefore> anyhoo, once she was unchained, she begged my favor so
she might be taken back home to her fairy kingdom
[02 Aug 19:58]<Varege>
pray, do continue, Arte
[02 Aug 19:58]<nragara>
*looks back at V and giggles
[02 Aug 19:59]<Varege>
tee hee
[02 Aug 19:59]<nragara>
Yep sorry Arte, more story please
[2 Aug
20:00]<Artefore> naturally, smitten by her soft, blue eyes and full,
luscious er... wings, i agreed
[02 Aug 20:00]<Varege>
wing envy
[02 Aug 20:00]<DrkRdr>
lol
[2 Aug
20:00]<Artefore> the way to her kingdom was fraught with peril
[02 Aug 20:00]<nragara>
R you sure her eyes were blue - i think you were looking in the wrong place
[2 Aug
20:01]<Artefore> i used all my strength and cunning to carry the princess
safely to her home
[2 Aug
20:01]<Artefore> they were blue, probably
[02 Aug 20:01]<nragara>
lmao
[02 Aug 20:01]<Varege>
wait, she made you carry her the whole way?
[2 Aug
20:02]<Artefore> she was wearing high heels
[02 Aug 20:02]<nragara>
Sure she was female?
[02 Aug 20:02]<DrkRdr>
demanding little so and so
[02 Aug 20:02]*Varege raises
her eyebrows at nragara, recognizing the cleverness of elves, er fairies
[02 Aug 20:02]<DrkRdr>
fairy=uh oh
[2 Aug
20:02]<Artefore> continuing on, once we arrived at her home, she thanked
me profusely
[02 Aug 20:02]<nragara>
bet she did
[02 Aug 20:03]<Varege>
detail!
[2 Aug
20:03]<Artefore> *blushes*
[02 Aug 20:03]<Varege>
hmmm, maybe not
[02 Aug 20:03]<nragara>
do not think it involves her eyes
[02 Aug 20:03]<Varege>
or wings
[02 Aug 20:03]<DrkRdr>
the reward was some twigs and berrys
[2 Aug
20:03]<Artefore> as i said before, she had VERY full and luscious wings
[02 Aug 20:04]<nragara>
So THATs why you are wearing her tutu!!
[02 Aug 20:04]<Varege>
do all dorfs have wing fixations?
[2 Aug
20:04]<Artefore> shutup all of you
[2 Aug
20:04]<Artefore> im not done yet
[2 Aug
20:04]<Artefore> she also gave me a box
[02 Aug 20:04]<DrkRdr>
??????????????
[2 Aug
20:04]<Artefore> she said that if i ever were to get into danger, i
should open the box
[02 Aug 20:04]*Varege settles
back and wishes for a teddy bear
[02 Aug 20:04]<Varege>
is a long story
[2 Aug
20:05]<Artefore> this time i thanked her profusely
[02 Aug 20:05]<nragara>
*lets V suggle her teddy
[02 Aug 20:05]<Varege>
tyvm nra
[02 Aug 20:05]*DrkRdr turns
into V's teddy bear
[2 Aug
20:05]<Artefore> then i set on my way back to the dwarven kingdom
[02 Aug 20:05]<Varege>
hmm Drk
[2 Aug
20:05]<Artefore> on the way, i encountered a ferocious, firebreathing
dragon
[02 Aug 20:06]<nragara>
ina tutu?
[2 Aug
20:06]<Artefore> i tried to fight it, but it was too ferocious and
firebreathing-y
[2 Aug 20:06]<Artefore>
so i opened the box
[02 Aug 20:06]<Varege>
did it scorch you?
[2 Aug
20:06]<Artefore> inside was a pink tutu, a bag of fairy dust, and a pill
with a note taped to it
[2 Aug
20:06]<Artefore> the note said "eat this"
[2 Aug
20:06]<Artefore> so i did
[02 Aug 20:07]<nragara>
You shrunk
[02 Aug 20:07]<Varege>
so, the dragon?
[2 Aug
20:07]<Artefore> immediately, i felt lighter. i noticed that wings were
growing out of my back
[02 Aug 20:07]<nragara>
Deff wing envy here
[2 Aug
20:07]<Artefore> the tutu, as if by magic, floated onto me
[02 Aug 20:08]<Varege>
but wing envy satisfied
[02 Aug 20:08]<DrkRdr>
tutu envy????????????
[02 Aug 20:08]<Varege>
also satisfied
[2 Aug
20:08]<Artefore> knowing what i had to do, i fluttered over the dragon
and dropped the entire bag of fairy dust onto him
[02 Aug 20:08]<nragara>
He turned into a kitten
[02 Aug 20:08]<DrkRdr>
the "dragon"had tutu envy
[02 Aug 20:09]<Varege>
cute, nra!
[2 Aug
20:09]<Artefore> to my surprise, he turned into a duckling
[02 Aug 20:09]<nragara>
Sooo close
[2 Aug
20:09]<Artefore> NOT a kitten
[02 Aug 20:09]<Varege>
in a tutu?
[2 Aug
20:09]<Artefore> realizing that now i was a dwarf AND a fairy, i knew my
dwarven kin would never accept me
[2 Aug
20:10]<Artefore> i fluttered back to the fairy princess
[02 Aug
20:10]<Elisadora> ahh poor arte
[02 Aug 20:10]<Varege>
poor fairy princess
[2 Aug
20:10]<Artefore> and thanked her profusely for her kind gift
[02 Aug 20:10]<Varege>
sorry, Arte
[02 Aug 20:10]<nragara>
Did you thank her alot again
[2 Aug 20:11]<Artefore>
we got married, and thus i became His Grace The King Of All The Dwarf Fairies
[02 Aug 20:11]<nragara>
YOU HAVE A WIFE!!!!!!1
[02 Aug 20:11]<Varege>
nra, i think the answer to your question is "yes"
[02 Aug 20:11]<nragara>
lol
[02 Aug 20:11]<DrkRdr>
he must have thanked a whole lot
[2 Aug
20:11]<Artefore> and lived happily ever after
[2 Aug
20:11]<Artefore> the end
[02 Aug 20:12]*Varege claps
[02 Aug 20:12]<nragara>
*lots of clapping
[02 Aug 20:12]<Varege>
and returns nragara's teddy bear
[02 Aug 20:12]<nragara>
Thank you V
[02 Aug 20:12]<Varege>
and thank you, nra
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