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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jun 2013 at 18:56
The definition of an educated Ork is one who knows how to use a doorknob...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jun 2013 at 19:05
Originally posted by Kumomoto Kumomoto wrote:

The definition of an educated Ork is one who knows how to use a doorknob...


An educated ork is also an Orkymoron.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 01:12
Originally posted by bansisdead bansisdead wrote:

Originally posted by Kumomoto Kumomoto wrote:

The definition of an educated Ork is one who knows how to use a doorknob...


An educated ork is also an Orkymoron.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 06:52
Bansisdead - very well my Orc Brother - never let it be said I failed you. Here is the first preview of page one of the Orc Handbook.

Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. -
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 09:51
Originally posted by Ashtar Ashtar wrote:

Bansisdead - very well my Orc Brother - never let it be said I failed you. Here is the first preview of page one of the Orc Handbook.



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 10:21
Originally posted by bansisdead bansisdead wrote:

Originally posted by Kumomoto Kumomoto wrote:

The definition of an educated Ork is one who knows how to use a doorknob...


An educated ork is also an Orkymoron.
 
An educated orc is called an elf. Same pointy ears, just less bloodthirsty and more refined in public.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 12:53
Every Orc knows that elves cannot swim, right. After all, that's why the Lady of the Lake has been stuck in that pool for thousands of years. So, all Orc shipping to the Broken Lands must now carry the following sign.
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 22:16
Originally posted by Jane DarkMagic Jane DarkMagic wrote:

Originally posted by bansisdead bansisdead wrote:

Originally posted by Kumomoto Kumomoto wrote:

The definition of an educated Ork is one who knows how to use a doorknob...


An educated ork is also an Orkymoron.

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What else would you orcspect from an orc?  
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Jun 2013 at 01:22
Very nice handbook. Useful and advised reading for all elves.Clap


 As a half-dragon though, I prefer just to roar to earn respect. Wink
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Jun 2013 at 10:47
Though perhaps entertaining in some circles, I find this document perpetuates false and wrongheaded stereotypes about Orcs.  I hope you don't mean to disseminate it or try to pass it off as earnest advice, and I would thank you in the future to not find your amusement at the expense of my race.  
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