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Originally posted by hrandjt hrandjt wrote:

Given the vicious nature of drop bears are you concerned that Marti might be a double agent from the evil magic bears?


I resent that remark!   How could you accuse the King of the Magic Bear Kingdom of making a bad choice of membership of the Magic Bears?   The wrath of the Magic Bears will rain down on you.  

Next question for Koda....   when can we all jump on hrandjt?

Oh, and hrandjt:  The terms of your surrender are now increased.  :P

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Will this be the last magic bear question? 
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Why cant magic bears eat Trout?  

When was the magic bear realm formed or made?  

How powerful are the magic bears?  

What are magic bears really? Bears?  

How did the magic bears find Illyriad?  

Why did the magic bears come to illyriad?  

How many magic bears are there?




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how do magic bears give a bear hug ?Confused

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Originally posted by Nikon Nikon wrote:

tell us more about the latest magic bear war, and why Urp! was fighting all those bill cosbys!!

This magic bear war is happening to in the Chaos realm the EVIL bears made. There are many layers in the Chaos realm. The EVIL bears created many layers in the chaos to make it harder for the magic bears to get around. The magic bears have gone through 657464 layers of the Chaos realm but at the cost of many magic bears lives. Urp job right now is to go head and scout the layers of the Chaos realm before the main magic bear army gets there.

 

Originally posted by Sheza Sheza wrote:

Are the lady bears evil also. lol 

Yes there are some EVIL bear that are lady bears.

Originally posted by LoonieOne LoonieOne wrote:

Oh!  I forgot this...

How many pecks of pickled peppers can a magic bear eat?

A magic bear can eat as many pecks of pickled peppers they want.

Originally posted by Brandmeister Brandmeister wrote:

Please explain the ranking system.

Up until the 3rd magic bear war their wasn’t the magic bears ranks that we have now. There was only two ranks normal magic bears and the magic bear Council. During the 3rd magic bear war the magic bear Council decided that we need a better military organization structure to deal with these EVIL bears. The first 3 ranks are only for people who were not born as a magic bear.

 

Rank 12 Cub: At this Rank you are a magic bear but with no bear magic.

Rank 11 Squire: At this Rank you can use some Bear magic.

Rank 10 Knight: At this Rank you can use most bear magic spells.

Rank 9 First Knight: At this Rank you can get to the magic bear realm.

Rank 8 Legionnaire: At this Rank you can now cast food spells and has a house in the magic bear realm

Rank 7 Centurion: At this Rank you can now take part in the magic bear games.

Rank 6 Champion: At this Rank you can use battle magic and you have a bigger house in the magic bear realm.

Rank 5 Lieutenant Commander: At this Rank you can now cast a time traveling spell but you are like a Ghost so you can’t interact with anything.

Rank 4 Commander: At this Rank you get a small magic bear army.

Rank 3 High Commander: At this Rank you can use an ancient spell and get a mansion in the magic bear realm.

Rank 2 High King: At this Rank you can control the powers of all magic bears but other High King magic bears and the lord of the Magic Bears.

Rank 1 Lord of the Magic Bears: At this Rank you can control the powers of all magic bears and make non-magic bears into magic bears.

 

Originally posted by jcx jcx wrote:

How do magic bears mate?

No magic bears don’t mate. Magic bear children are born out of the magical ooze that comes from the old universe.

Originally posted by Kafka Kafka wrote:

do all magic bears breath fire?

Yes all magic bears can breathe fire.

Originally posted by Applegirl Applegirl wrote:

What defines a magic bear? How and when did you discover you were a magic bear?

 

A magic bear is defined as a creatures who has bear magic. I have always known I was a magic bear.

 

Originally posted by Marty Marty wrote:

How do you decide who is invited to be a bear?  Do you have any set criteria or 'must have's?

 

I pick people who I counts as friends and I like talking too, to join the ranks of the magic bears. I have no set criteria.

 

Originally posted by Lagavulin Lagavulin wrote:

How come Smokey and Winnie and the great Baloo are not Magic Bears?

Smokey and Winnie are magic bears. Baloo was a magic bear but sadly died in the first Great magic bear war.

Originally posted by JodaMyth JodaMyth wrote:

Everyone knows Magic Bears are billions of years old.... what came before them and how was the first bear made? What happened to the first bear so that the reins could be handed to Koda as the leader? Ermm

As far as we know nothing came before the magic bears. It is unknown how the first magic bear was made by the time he created more magic bears he was billions of years old and could no longer remember.  But we do have a few theories one is that he was always there and another theory is that he came from the ground.

 

Originally posted by Nikon Nikon wrote:

how many magic bear realms are there?

 

There is only one magic bear realm

Originally posted by Nikon Nikon wrote:

how do we as magic bears travel there?

The way that the magic bear get to the magic bear realm is with a teleport spell called Reappareo.

Originally posted by Nikon Nikon wrote:

why is Urp! a level above me again?

 

Urp is higher rank than you because he is the magic bear scouter.

Originally posted by Nikon Nikon wrote:

when are we warring with the beavers after the fiasco at realm 458-0923 and their dam?

The magic bears have no plans to go to war with the beavers.          

Originally posted by Tink XX Tink XX wrote:

What is the magic bear realm and what's in it?

The magic bear realm is a place where the magic bears live.

Originally posted by Tink XX Tink XX wrote:

Do magic bears evolve? 

 

The magic bears do not evolve.

Originally posted by Tink XX Tink XX wrote:

Why did the evil magic bear become evil?

The First EVIL bear was just born evil and when the first EVIL bear made the other EVIL bear he made sure that they pure EVIL.

Originally posted by Sheza Sheza wrote:

Do the magic bears know the Three bears, and Goldielocks ??

The magic bears don’t know the three bears, and Goldilocks.

Originally posted by Vanerin Vanerin wrote:

What do magic bears eat?

~Vanerin

The magic bears don’t really have to eat, they only eat food for fun.

Originally posted by Vanerin Vanerin wrote:

What is the official magic bear stance on arachnids?

~Vanerin

The magic bears have no stances on arachnids.

Originally posted by Vanerin Vanerin wrote:

If cyan turned into a 9 and started a fight with the letter Q, what should a magic bear do?

~Vanerin

I have no idea what the magic bear would do in this situation but mostly they would eat both Q and 9.

Originally posted by Vanerin Vanerin wrote:

And most importantly, how does a magic bear hug compare to a Snuggler's huggle?

~Vanerin

You can never beat a Snuggler's huggle but a magic bear hug is almost as good.

Originally posted by Rill Rill wrote:

How many magic bears can you fit in the Volkswagen Beetle?  (A new Beetle, not an old Beetle.)

Magic bears can change their size and shape so as many as they want.

Originally posted by Rill Rill wrote:

Are there any factions with which magic bears tend to naturally affiliate?

There are no factions that the magic bears tend to naturally affiliate with.

Originally posted by </span><span style=font-size: 9pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;>ChrisKringle<span style=-: initial; -attachment: initial; -size: initial; -origin: initial; -clip: initial; -: initial; -repeat: initial;> ChrisKringle wrote:

 My question: What do you want for Christmas?

I want Faction to be live on Christmas J.

Originally posted by Steven Quincy Urpel Steven Quincy Urpel wrote:

Do magic bears have their own holidays or feast days, or is every day a party when you are a magic bear?

 

The magic bears don’t have any holidays.

Originally posted by Steven Quincy Urpel Steven Quincy Urpel wrote:

Magic bears eat but do not poop. Where does the food go?

 

The Food gets dissolves into nothing when eaten.

Originally posted by Steven Quincy Urpel Steven Quincy Urpel wrote:

Why am I ranked only one level above Nikon?

Because that is what rank I made you into :p .

 

Originally posted by Kumomoto Kumomoto wrote:

Where did you get your inspiration to go and give so much of your time helping newbies?

Toothles?

Originally posted by Kumomoto Kumomoto wrote:

What is your favorite coffee drink?

I don’t really have a favorite coffee drink.

Originally posted by Kumomoto Kumomoto wrote:

How can we all be more like you?

You cant J I am one of a kind.

Originally posted by Albatross Albatross wrote:

What does a magic bear?

I am not sure what you are asking.

 

Originally posted by Jane DarkMagic Jane DarkMagic wrote:

1.  How does time work in the magic bear realm?(ie how is kodabear turning 20 billion next year when on a year has passed since he turned 19 billion)

Time does move a lot slower in the magic bear realm than Illyriad

Originally posted by Jane DarkMagic Jane DarkMagic wrote:

2.  How come Starry and me are High Kings instead of High Queens?

Because I am lazy J I will add a side rank at some point

Originally posted by hrandjt hrandjt wrote:

How much faster would this bear be running if it was a magic bear?

Well magic bears can teleport so they don’t need to run.

Originally posted by hrandjt hrandjt wrote:

Given the vicious nature of drop bears are you concerned that Marti might be a double agent from the evil magic bears?

LOL I have no concerns.

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Quincy Urpel Steven Quincy Urpel wrote:

What is the magic bear council and who is on it?

The magic bear council are the leaders of the magic bears and the magic bear council is made of the most powerful magic bear and the oldest. santa, Humphrey, smokey the bear, Winnie-the-Pooh, Shayna The Bear, Basil the Bear, king arthur, merlin and heartless and Kodabear are all on the magic bear council.

 



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Excellent work, Kodabear. I learned many magic bearish facts I have always been curious about.
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[09 Feb 00:19]<
Nikon> once upon a time in the land of illyriad a bear sat on his throne and was hungry
[09 Feb 00:20]<Nikon> he asked his bear minions to make him a pizza
[09 Feb 00:20]<Nikon> but the bear minions thought that the bear king was getting fat
[09 Feb 00:20]<Lagavulin> a bit of portlyness is expected of a bear
[09 Feb 00:20]<Nikon> so they made him a pizza with all the healthiest green plant things they could find and put in on a pizza
[09 Feb 00:20]<Lagavulin> yuck
[09 Feb 00:21]<Nikon> the bear king looked at the pizza, asked "wtf is this crap" and thought to himself, 'well, i am the bear king, i do love pizzas, i should show the world that there is no bad pizza.''
[09 Feb 00:21]<Nikon> so the bear king took a slice, ate it, and thought it didnt taste too bad.
[09 Feb 00:22]<Nikon> he took another slice, ate it, and thought this one was pretty alright.
[09 Feb 00:22]<Nikon> and so it went until he finished all the pizza.
[09 Feb 00:22]<Nikon> many hours later, after much frivolity and shenagigans, the bear king started to feel unwell.
[09 Feb 00:23]<Nikon> he told his bear minions that it felt like something was ripping his stomach apart and blamed them for putting a parasite in the pizza to de throne him
[09 Feb 00:23]<Nikon> the bear minions then asked if the bear king had had his appendix out.
[09 Feb 00:24]<Nikon> the bear king laughed so hard. stupid bear minions, bears dont have appendixes.
[09 Feb 00:24]<Nikon> so THEN the bear king gave out a massive wail, and said it felt like he was about to burst.
[09 Feb 00:25]<Nikon> hunched over with pain, and extraordinary thing happened.
[09 Feb 00:25]<Nikon> the bear king passed gas.
[09 Feb 00:25]<Nikon> but it didnt stop. for a full 45 minutes the bear king farted. and farted and farted.
[09 Feb 00:26]<Nikon> after that, another amazing thing happened. the sun moved
[09 Feb 00:26]<Lagavulin> thinks Nikon should add a bit about how it causes an elf army to collapse. making it a war story. and post it in story contest
[09 Feb 00:26]<Nikon> it seems, cause the bear king had passed so much gas, the world of llyriad turned.
[09 Feb 00:26]<Nikon> and that, kids, is how the world of illyriad got day and night and seasons.
[09 Feb 00:26]<Nikon> the end
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