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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Sajreth Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Dec 2011 at 05:57
sheesh....still going on...oh btw WINNING!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote <Squill> Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Jan 2012 at 13:41
I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote G0DsDestroyer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Jan 2012 at 19:40
Originally posted by GM ThunderCat GM ThunderCat wrote:

Last post on 19 Oct 2011 and its now 12 Nov 2011? Looks like G0DsDestroyer won!

On no... hang on... Wink


Hey now, I went for almost a month w/o anyone else posting, I think that deserves a winTongue

Labour Pains
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote SunStorm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Jan 2012 at 21:55
I love how this thread keeps popping up!  (^_^)
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote G0DsDestroyer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jan 2012 at 04:50
hur hur

Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN
It Still Does Nothing

APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI
System Can't See It

DOS
Defective Operating System

BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM
I Blame Microsoft

DEC
Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW
World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out

MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jane DarkMagic Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Jan 2012 at 01:02
Come on, just let me win already!
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote WightNolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Jan 2012 at 03:18
And the winner is... Me! (for now)
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote <Squill> Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Jan 2012 at 08:05
////ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have won, don't deny how much more last I am...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote G0DsDestroyer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Jan 2012 at 08:11
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application.

When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote WightNolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Jan 2012 at 03:52
So who won again? LOL
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