VALIANT Orcs:

HOT ELF GURLS, RAW MAET AND AS MUTCH BEER AS YOU CAN DRUNK!

Taelin say coz I is VALAR Orc I do VALAR Orc Ad.

(Taelin also say show him ad furst but I think he very busy with Allyance Busness and so I just do it and check lata)

SO: ORCS Doz YOU want to join a GRAND ALLINSE but YoU doz not live in MAL MOTSHA. (I haz nuffink against the Black Skullz – they is a fine bunch of lads![And I dun’t just say it cuz they mite bash me otherwize))

But praps you think that the natural majesti of the Orc is best displayed when set agsint the borinn of the ‘uman, the fanci of the Elf and the rediculus shortiness of the Dorf – in a multi culture envirimiont (Check with T if I git that bit rite).

If you is a little orc we will ‘elp you – yes I no this against great orc tradition of beating whelps to see who stronger but it actually make clan stronga – we got  wise old ones who  give advice and some give loot too.

‘Ere is magic rune for little orcsies: http://forum.illyriad.co.uk/valar-esquire-internship_topic4200.html

 and ‘ere rune for bigers: http://forum.illyriad.co.uk/alliance-leaders-give-us-details_topic2354_post45248.html#45248

If want join can writ grishnar (but plz rite big, wiv gaps)

Or Taelin or Rider Or gangas (and can use long wurds if you no any)

Note wot Taelin said I had to put when I told him headline: We doz have Elf Gurls but none of them is sayin they is actuly  interested in Orcs rit now.