Now for the political version:
A is for Absa, who started a war,
That involved alliances both near and far.
B is for the illustrious Black Skull Horde,
Despite their need to spell out every word.
C is for Crowfed, of which we will hear more,
They're flying so high their wings don't touch the floor.
D is for Diplomacy, which ~NC~ abhors,
Maybe that's why they're in so many wars.
E is for Epidemic, a bit of a fool,
The sole enforcer of the 10.05 square rule.
F is for Fairy, who build many roads,
Perhaps they're getting bonuses of which no one else knows.
G is for GMs, who pull all the strings,
The Broken Lands will be out "Soon" by the look of these things.
H is for Harmless?, with armies so small,
You wonder how they're still an alliance at all.
I is for Insane, which II sure is,
You can hear their heads crackle and fizz.
J is for Jude, who may be a saint,
The general consensus is he probably ain't.
K is for Kcrow, part of the crowfed,
Not so "Kaendran" as we might be led.
L is for Lasting, which peace never is,
War is what tells us who dies and who lives.
M is for MicroMe, allianceless is she,
Although she's kinda allied with everybody.
N is for nCrow, another Crow claim,
To me their names sometimes all look the same.
O is for OCON, the order of consequence,
Strong in word they were, but not in self-defense.
P is for Passive, the way Illy fights,
We need much less whining, and many more knights,
Q is for Q&S, and alliance of elves,
With the new "orc handbook" they can look out for themselves.
R is for RES, led by the dude,
Fond of white russians, and awfully shrewd.
S is for Snuggler Crows, the bane of gcExcept on April Fools, when silenced they'll be
T is for Toothless?, what can I say?
When it comes to newb training, they have it their way.
U is for Unusual, the odd or the strange,
Such as casting blights far out of their range.
V is for VIC, the proud and the glorious,
Though when it came fighting H? they weren't very VIC-torious.
W is for War, both brutal and deft,
Separating out who is right and who's left.
X is for explain, which I might have to do,
The things starting with "X" are too far and too few.
Y is for yelling, which bigshots do in GC,
I'm just glad they're not yelling at me.
Z is for zCrow, which is yet to come live,
Maybe the Crowfed will make it when they've got twenty-five.
Edited by Aral - 19 Jun 2013 at 19:25