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Gragnog 
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Joined: 28 Nov 2011
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 Topic: Orc Handbook for Elgea Elven Society
Posted: 14 Jun 2013 at 17:10 |
 Argrak wrote:
Though perhaps entertaining in some circles, I find this document perpetuates false and wrongheaded stereotypes about Orcs. I hope you don't mean to disseminate it or try to pass it off as earnest advice, and I would thank you in the future to not find your amusement at the expense of my race. |
Ever hear the story about the scorpion and the frog? You cannot change an animals nature, and Orcs are basically just talking animals.
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Kaggen is my human half
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Ashtar
Greenhorn
Joined: 12 Oct 2011
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Posted: 14 Jun 2013 at 06:57 |
Argrak,
We all know that most Orcs view the other races of Elgea as nothing more than a food source. While the Orcs of the Dominion (and a few select others) are more enlightened than others, you still hunt our ears for your snacks, and try and lure us into your stewpots. Perhaps when you as a Race stop doing that, the necessity of the handbook will no longer apply. Till then, please accept it in the fun spirit it was written and know that new baby elves will be made aware of it. ( And i do not believe I was rude about any Orcs in my handbook. A little too honest maybe, but hey, there you go.)
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Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. -
Buddha
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tansiraine
Wordsmith
Joined: 14 Oct 2012
Location: pensacola FL
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Posted: 13 Jun 2013 at 15:55 |
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hmmm I this the Orc protests wayyy too much... think he is upset that we are warning all elves to save the ears and lives!!!
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Kale
Greenhorn
Joined: 27 Aug 2011
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Posted: 13 Jun 2013 at 15:52 |
Argrak wrote:
Though perhaps entertaining in some circles, I find this document perpetuates false and wrongheaded stereotypes about Orcs. I hope you don't mean to disseminate it or try to pass it off as earnest advice, and I would thank you in the future to not find your amusement at the expense of my race. |
If it walks like an Orc, grunts like an Orc... Ashtar's gonna write a book about it. :P
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Argrak
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Joined: 11 Jun 2013
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Posted: 13 Jun 2013 at 10:47 |
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Though perhaps entertaining in some circles, I find this document perpetuates false and wrongheaded stereotypes about Orcs. I hope you don't mean to disseminate it or try to pass it off as earnest advice, and I would thank you in the future to not find your amusement at the expense of my race.
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Ozymandius
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Posted: 12 Jun 2013 at 01:22 |
Very nice handbook. Useful and advised reading for all elves. 
As a half-dragon though, I prefer just to roar to earn respect. 
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Aral
Forum Warrior
Joined: 20 Sep 2012
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Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 22:16 |
Jane DarkMagic wrote:
bansisdead wrote:
Kumomoto wrote:
The definition of an educated Ork is one who knows how to use a doorknob...
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An educated ork is also an Orkymoron.
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WORST PUN EVER |
What else would you orcspect from an orc?
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Ossian
Forum Warrior
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Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 12:53 |
Every Orc knows that elves cannot swim, right. After all, that's why the Lady of the Lake has been stuck in that pool for thousands of years. So, all Orc shipping to the Broken Lands must now carry the following sign.
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Gragnog
Postmaster
Joined: 28 Nov 2011
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Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 10:21 |
bansisdead wrote:
Kumomoto wrote:
The definition of an educated Ork is one who knows how to use a doorknob... |
An educated ork is also an Orkymoron.
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An educated orc is called an elf. Same pointy ears, just less bloodthirsty and more refined in public.
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Kaggen is my human half
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Kale
Greenhorn
Joined: 27 Aug 2011
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Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 09:51 |
Ashtar wrote:
Bansisdead - very well my Orc Brother - never let it be said I failed you. Here is the first preview of page one of the Orc Handbook.
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HA!
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